This very silly moron lost his phone today so please do not waste your time ringing/texting me as you will not get through to me.

I hope to get back on track by the end of the week and keep the same number, so please hang tight. Until then if you really need me (heaven forbid) you can email me, msn me etc..

Thank you for your time.
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"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear"
-Mark Twain